Bee Sting

A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She asks, "Is anyone here a doctor." One guy, who was pretty drunk, stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what can I help you with?" "I've been stung by a bee." "Oh really, where?" "Between the first and second hole" "Well, first of all, your stance is too wide..."

Only Smaller

This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "What's a phallic symbol? Doctor says "you're kidding.." Girl says "no! I don't know! What's a phallic symbol?" Doctor pulls his pants and underwear down and says "You see? This is a phallic symbol!" Girl says "Oh! It's just like a penis, only smaller"

Redneck Check Up

A redneck felt sick and decided to go to the doctor. The doctor examined him. "I can't seem to find the problem, but I think it has something to do with alcohol." "Well," said the redneck, "then I'll come back when you're sober.'