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Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer and a Rooster
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A: When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Your Wife And A Lawyer
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to a movie?
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(Man Criticizes Woman)
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How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal. Lawyers do it confidentially. Lawyers do it on a trial basis. Lawyers do it until justice prevails. Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them. Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.
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