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Profession Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Lawyer's Creed
Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.
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Check Your Pocket
A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered a double scotch. A few minutes later, the man again peeked into his pocket and ordered another double. This routine was repeated for some time, until he finally looked into his pocket and told the bartender he'd had enough.The bartender said, "I have to ask you. What's with the pocket business?"
"Oh," said the man. "I have my lawyer's picture in here. When he starts to look honest, I know I've had enough."
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The Bucket
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
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