Lawyers to Build a Wall

Q: How many lawyers does it take to build a wall?
A: Depends on how deep you stack them.

Piss Off a Pilot

Q: Do you know what happens if you piss of a pilot?
A: He takes off.

The Blonde Gets Pulled Over

A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and decides to pull it over. He walks up to the car and sees a beautiful blonde woman is driving and smells liquor on her breath. He says, "I'm going to have to give you the breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol."  She blows up the balloon and he walks over to the police car.  After a couple of minutes comes back and says, "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones." She replies "You mean it shows that, too?"