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Q: Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California have all the lawyers?
A: Because New Jersey got first pick.
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Riot Police
Q: Why do riot police like to get to work early?
A: To beat the crowd.
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Old Musicians
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just decompose
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