Profession Jokes

The Parsley Farmer Lawsuit

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Anonymous

Fired From Poultry Shop

Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop?
A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.

Anonymous

They Used To Be...

At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed. "Yes, they used to be," said the patient with remorse

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