Profession Jokes

That Was An Insult

A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry . He stomped across the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, "Asshole attorneys". The man next to him recoiled in outrage saying "I want you to know I highly resent that remark". "Why, are you an attorney?" "No, I'm an asshole."

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Low IQ Lawyer

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Your Honor.

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What Is The Future

My horoscope read, "You're going places and you can't be stopped." Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadn't read it.

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