Word Play Jokes

Disposition To Have Children

A wise man once said that having children is hereditary. Which is tantamount to saying: If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either.

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Computer Memory

Q: How does a computer tell you it needs more memory?
A: It says ''byte me'''

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Foul Particle

Q: What did the sub-atomic duck say?
A: Quark!

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