Word Play Jokes

Speak Up

Q: What is the basic unit of Laryngitis?
A: One 'hoarsepower'!

Anonymous

Do You Like Pussy Cats

A man walks up to a stranger in the street. "Do you like pussy cats?" said the stranger. "Yeah, I do," said the man. "But how did you know my name was 'Katz?''

Anonymous

Ghost Out

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

Anonymous