Word Play Jokes

Statistics don't Lie

Someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.

Anonymous

Effective Ointment

Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on the market today." "How does he know this for sure though?" asked the other woman. "Because besides being my husband who thinks he's always right, he's also an asshole himself."

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Titantic And Clinton!

Q: What is the difference between the Titantic and Bill Clinton?
A: They know how many people went down on the Titantic!!

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