Ode To The Government

I've fucked in the sun, I've fucked in the rain. I've fucked before, and I'll fuck again. But I'll never be happy, I'll never be free, 'til I've fucked the Government like the Government's fucked me!

Dental Slogan

A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front: Let me put my tool in your mouth... and on the back: ...and I will fill your cavity.

McCrass

There once was a man named McCrass. His balls were made out of brass. When he clanged them together, They made stormy weather, and lightning shot out of his ass.