Word Play Jokes

Mockingbirds Everywhere

Q: What would you have if you had 2,000 mockingbirds?
A: Two kilomockingbirds! (to kill a mocking birds)

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Virgin Wool

Q: Where do you get virgin wool?
A: From ugly sheep.

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Brown and Sticky

Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick!

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