Word Play Jokes

Shady Dog

Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?
A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog!

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Anonymous

Knock Knock - Cargo

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go Beep Beep!

Anonymous

Misunderstood

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch."

Anonymous