Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Hair

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hair!
Hair who?
Hair today, gone tomorrow!

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Haiti

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Haiti!
Haiti who?
Haiti see a good thing go to waste!

Anonymous

Worst Christmas

Q: What's the worst thing to get for Christmas?
A: Measles!

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