Word Play Jokes

Capital of America

Two school kids are talking while having a lunch break.
Girl: What is the capital of America?
Boy: Washington D. C.
Girl: No! "A" is the capital of America. You already forgot our lesson: capitalize proper nouns!

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Lone Idiot

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , School Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Humorous Moment

A cop pulls over a car. He walks up to the car, the driver lowers his window and a cloud of weed smoke pours out.  The cop looks at the driver and notices his eyes are as red as a stop sign. The cop then asks the driver, "How high are you?
The driver laughs and says, No officer, it's Hi, How are you...

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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