Word Play Jokes

David Beckham V Model Airplane

Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit?
A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!

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Worms Chewing Gum

Q: Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
A: Because they're wrigleys!

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Mushroom

Q: What kind of man is a mushroom?
A: He's a fun guy!

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