Word Play Jokes

Monster's Name

Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.

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A Good Cook

Q: What do call a good cook?
A: A master baster.

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Old Ugly Beep Beep

Q: What is old and ugly and goes beep beep?
A: A witch in a traffic jam!

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