Word Play Jokes

Book of Words

Q: What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast?
A: A synonym roll.

Anonymous

Clumsy Talent

Okay, I'm so talented. I can get hit by parked cars, the walls run into me, the floor comes up and hits me, and best of all, I can fall up the stairs.

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Anonymous

Plasma Delivery

Q: What do you call boats that deliver plasma to hospitals?
A: Blood vessels

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