Word Play Jokes

Vampire Baby

Q: Why did the vampire baby stop eating baby food?
A: He wanted something to get his teeth into!

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Pumping Ion

Q: How does a physicist exercise?
A: By pumping ion!

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Elephant Building

Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings?
A: Stuck

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