Word Play Jokes

Michael Jackson's Doll

Q: What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll?
A: Bait!

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Missing Music

Me and my workmates at the music shop have been stealing CDs. The boss is demanding to know where his stock is going. I'm taking the rap.

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Let The Machine Get It

Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.

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