Did You Kill the Victim?

Prosecutor:  Did you kill the victim?
Defendant:  No Sir, I did not.
Prosecutor:  Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: Yes Sir, I do. And they're a heck of a lot better than the penalty for murder!

Cross With A Blonde

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.

Tough Court Case

A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied.
"The judge will kill me, he ill think you are trying to bribe him! We're dead!" cried the defendant.
"I don't think so," his attorney told him. "I sent it in the other lawyer's name!"