Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Monsterbate

Q: What do people do for fun on Halloween?
A: They monsterbate

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Holloween

Q: Why can't a ghost have sex??
A: Because he has a hollow weenie!

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Scariest Dinosaur

Q: What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
A: A Terror-dactyle.

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Submitted BY: sommer