Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Costume Party

My best friend showed up at my Halloween party dressed as an abacus.
I knew I could count on him.

Anonymous

2020 Halloween Plans?

Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for seven months now, I don't think I need a day dedicated to it anymore....

Submitted BY: MEG

Ghost Cross

Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: To come back from the other side.

Submitted BY: Jankyn