Rejected Saturday Morning Cartoons

1. Billy, the Homicidal Smurf.
2. Scooby and Shaggy Go To The Retirement Home.
3. Archie, the Abcessed Tooth.
4. Yosemite Sam...UNCENSORED!
5. The Golden Girls meet The Power Rangers
6. Da Boys in Mister Rogers Neighborhood.
7. The Land of The Lost...The Barney Years.
8. COPS in full color animation!

The New Car

There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car. So, he went to a dealership and bought a car. "But," he said to the salesperson, "I would like my car personalized. Would it be possible to have the 'Z' replaced with an 'S?'" The dealer said yes, and it was done. And, as the snail raced around the city in his brand new car, everyone would see, "Wow, look at that S-car-go."

New Toad In Town

Q: What do you say if you meet a toad?
A: Wart's new!