Word Play Jokes

Ants and Ticks

Q: What do you get if you cross some ants with some ticks? 
A: All sorts of antics!

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Get Off of My Back

I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was my mother-in-law.

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Madonna In a Convertible

Q: What do you get when Madonna is in a convertible?
A: A top that comes down easily!

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