Designated Hitters

Q: Why can't designated hitters bake pancakes?
A: They also forget the batter.

Bin Laden Cocktail

Q: Have you heard about the Osama Bin Laden celebratory cocktail?
A: It's two shots and a splash of water!

Back to the Gym

Finally, a friend's husband has decided that, at the ripe old age of 48, he needs to get into shape. They went to the gym where a trainer asked him if he could do the splits. 'Of course I can't', he answered. 'How flexible are you?' she asked. To which he replied 'Well, I can't do Tuesdays.'