Word Play Jokes

Ant Holidays

Q: Where do ants go for their holidays? 
A: Frants!

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Nails

Q: What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
A: Fingernails.

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Pirate Wheels

Q: What kind of car does a pirate drive? 
A: Toyota YARRRRis

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