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Taliban Tank

Q: How do you stop a Taliban tank?

A: Shoot the guy pushing it!

Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads

Q & A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:

Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?

A: It's his photo ID.

 

Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?

A: Nothing - yet.

 

Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?

A: B-52...F-16...B-1...

 

Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?

A: Duck.

 

Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

 

Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?

A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

 

Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?

A: The bucket.

 

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?

A: Two days.

 

Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?

A: They hate bread.

 

Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?

A: The camels can't handle it.

Taliban Not Circumcised

Q: How come the Taliban are not circumcised?

A: It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

Behind Every Man

Barbara Walters, of Television's 20/20, did a story on gender roles in Kabul, Afghanistan several years before the Afghan conflict. She noted that women customarily walked five paces behind their husbands. She recently returned to Kabul and observed that women still walk behind their husbands. From Ms. Walters' vantage point, despite the overthrow of the oppressive Taliban regime, the women now seem to walk even further back behind their husbands, and are happy to maintain the old custom. Ms. Walters approached one of the Afghani women and asked, 'Why do you now seem happy with an old custom that you once tried so desperately to change?' The woman looked Miss Walters straight in the eyes, and without hesitation said, 'Land Mines.' Moral of the story is (no matter what language you speak and where you go): BEHIND EVERY MAN, THERE'S A SMART WOMAN

Taliban Bingo

Q: How do you play Taliban Bingo?

A: B-52, F-15, B-1...