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Iraqi and American Soldier Injured

A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier. A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened. "Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'" "He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!'" "We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."

Violist Like a Terrorist

Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?

A: They both fuck up bowings.

Saddam's Palaces vs 50 Cent's House

Q: What's the difference between one of Saddam's palaces and a 50 cent's house?

A: You know your'e going to find weapons in 50 cent's house.

Two Arabs

Two Arabs sit in the Gaza Strip, enjoying a quiet pint of goat milk. One takes out his phone and starts looking at pictures.

"This is my oldest son. He's a martyr. And here is my second son. He's also a martyr!"

The second Arab nods, “They blow up so fast, don't they?"

Osama Bin Laden and Crabs

Q: What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common?
A: They both irritate Bush.