Telephone Jokes - Answering Machine Jokes

AB Answering Machine

A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.

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Answering Machine - Cheers TV

Cheers TV show theme song, "Where Everybody Knows your Name": Sometimes you make a call, Where you gotta leave your name, 'Cuz I can't come to the phone, You gotta leave a message here, right after the tone. You made a call, Where you gotta leave your name. 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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Answering Machine - Beep Software

Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05. Counting down to test: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 

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