Telephone Jokes - Answering Machine Jokes

Knock Knock - Disk

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Disk!
Disk who?
Disk is recorded message, please leave your message after the beep!

Categories: Knock-Knock Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Rich And Famous

Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous! Sam can't come to the phone right now because he's spending the week in his beautiful summer home on the French Riviera. 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Money Jokes (Rich People Jokes)
Anonymous