Telephone Jokes

Gangster Answering Machine

Yo. I ain't here right now. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back... (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells delightful!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Any Questions

OK, one more time... This is our answering machine... This is the message on our answering machine... Any questions?

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
Anonymous

Answering Machine - Frere Jacques

Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques":  We're not here now, We're not here now, Don't hang up, Don't hang up, Leave your name and number, Leave your name and number, We'll call back, We'll call back.

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Jokes about Families , Art & Music Jokes
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