Telephone Jokes

Answering Machine - Enter PIN

(To annoy a friend record this as his message, and he will have keypad music as messages:) Hello, you have reached Dave. Please enter your four digit PIN at the tone. 

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Answering Machine - Van Halen

Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring. Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen.

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Answering Machine - Ride of the Valkyries

To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries": Leave a message... Leave a message... 

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