Telephone Jokes

Answering Machine - Hypnotized

You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number, and a message. 

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Answering Machine - After Life

Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System. If you are trying to reach Heaven, please press 1. For Valhalla, press 2. For Hades, press 3. If you are trying to reach Nirvana, you're going about it all wrong, so we certainly can't help you. If you'd just like to leave a message for Sean, wait for the beep. 

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Anonymous

AB Answering Machine

A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So leave a message.

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