Telephone Jokes

Answering Machine - Bob's Hotline

(Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions. But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be in wonder... pa-a-a-a! 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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Answering Machine - Confessional Hotline

Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway's not here right now, but if you'll leave your name, number, and confession at the tone, he'll get back to you with absolution as soon as possible. And remember, confession doesn't count unless you confess all of your sins in vivid, graphic detail! 

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes)
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Answering Machine - Presley Hotline

Hello! This is 1-800-PRESLEY. Yes! 1-800-PRESLEY! They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he's still out there somewhere. So... Leave your name and number and tell us where YOU saw Elvis! 

Categories: Telephone Jokes (Answering Machine Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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