Technology Jokes - Smartphone Jokes

Facebook Post

I was offered sex today with a 21 year old girl. In exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I'm a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.

Anonymous

Apple Maps

A guy using Apple maps walks into a bar
...or maybe a hospital....or possibly a church
 

Anonymous

Funeral Tech

One of the funeral ushers walks to the priest and asks, "What's the WiFi password?"
The priest replies, "Respect the dead!"
The man replies, "All lowercase?"

Anonymous