Technology Jokes

Luke and Obi-Wan

Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”

Submitted BY: dre10g

Demons' Favorite Sitcom

Q: What is the demons' favorite TV sitcom?
A: Fiends!

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Pliers

"They're multipurpose. Not only do they put the clips on, but they take them off." -- Pratt & Whitney spokesperson explaining why the company charged the Air Force nearly $1000 for an ordinary pair of pliers.

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