If Radio Shack Made Toasters...
If Radio Shack made toasters, the staff would sell you a toaster, but not know anything about it. You would be able to buy all the parts to build your own toaster.
Japan's Quality Standard
This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They're still laughing about this at IBM. Apparently the computer giant decided to have some parts manufactured in Japan as a trial project. In the specifications, they set out that they will accept three defective parts per 10,000. When the delivery came in there was an accompanying letter. "We, Japanese people, had a hard time understanding North American business practices. But the three defective parts per 10,000 have been separately manufactured and have been included in the consignment. Hope this pleases you."
New Years Resolution
Q: What's your New Years resolution?
A: Hopefully 4K OLED 77''
Copper Wire Invented
Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Yo Mama - Paper View
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.