iSwat

I was visiting my son and daughter-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. "This is the 21st century, old man," he said. "We don’t waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."
I can tell you, that fly never knew what hit it…

Macintosh Computers

Macintosh stands for... Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

No Jobs

Q: Can you name Jobs that don't exist anymore?
A: Steve.