Technology Jokes

If Dell Ran Christmas...

Q: Wait a minute?
A: Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?

Categories: Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes) , Technology Jokes (PC Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Samsung Security

Q: What do you call the security guards at the Samsung store?
A: Guardians of the galaxy.

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes)
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Computer Acronyms

 ISDN- It Still Does Nothing
APPLE- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI- System Can't See It
BASIC- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM- I Blame Microsoft
CD-ROM- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2- Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW- World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
WINDOWS- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
MICROSOFT- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Internet Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Computer Jokes)
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