Sports Jokes

Quiet Tennis

Q: How do you play quiet tennis?
A: It's like regular tennis but without the racket.

Anonymous

Both Golf

"Honey, I have a confession to make,"  a guy told his bride. "I'm a golf nut. You'll never see me on weekends during golf season." "Well, dear," she murmured. "I have a confession to make too. I'm a hooker." "No big deal," replied the groom. "Just keep your head down and your left arm straight!"

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Anonymous

Ask Seattle

Q: Hey, you wanna win?
A: Nah, we'll pass.

Anonymous