Men Are Like Weather
Q: How is a man like the weather?
A: Nothing can be done to change either one of them.
Q: What is the most insensitive part of a penis?
A: The man
At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."
Men Are Like Plungers
Men are like plungers... they spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows - it's never been done.