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Olympic Swimmer

A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.
When her friend asked her where the hair was growing, she replied, "On my nuts."

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Anonymous

Getting the Girls

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, "What's your secret?" The guy whispers, "All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants." In a flourish, the second guy runs off and stuffs a pickle in his pants. But when he returns to the shore, he soon discovers that every single girl that looks his way, runs off screaming in bloody terror. Confused, he hurries over to the first guy and desperately asks, "Why are all the girls running away from me?" The first guy looks up and replies, "The pickle's on the wrong side."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous

Vasectomy Club

Me and all my friends from Vasectomy Club are going to a fancy dress party as a bunch of grapes.
Seedless obviously.

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