Sexist Jokes - About Women

Laying Carpet

Laying a carpet is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You check the dimensions, lay her out on the floor, pin her down, nail her,  then walk all over her.

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How Does A Man Keep His Youth?

Q: How does a man keep his youth?
A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Iron People

Q: What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?
A: One is a superhero and the other is a command.

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