Sexist Jokes - About Women

Recruting

I received a call from a Headhunter. She said to me, "Sir, I have two openings for you!"
I replied, "Yes. I know."
There was a long silence and then she said, "Asshole."
I replied, "I prefer the other one."

Submitted BY: teknoplasm

Why Do Brunettes Take The Pill?

Q: Why do brunettes take the pill?
A: Wishful thinking.

Categories: Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Anonymous

Santa is Away

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve? They go into town, and blow a few bucks.

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