Sexist Jokes - About Women

Without Woman

A women's lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, "Where would man be today if it were not for woman?" She paused a moment and looked around the room. "I repeat, where would man be today if it were not for woman?" From the back of the room came a voice. "He'd still be in the Garden of Eden eating strawberries!"

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Anonymous

Wouldn't Anniversary

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary." Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.

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A Woman Buys a Porno

A woman decides to get a porno so she goes to the store and picks one with a fairly dirty title. When she plays the movie, the screen gets fuzzy and nothing is going on. When she calls the store about the movie, they ask her what the title was. She said, "Head Cleaner."

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Submitted BY: benstone532