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Sandwiches

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?"
"Yeah!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"
Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!"
The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes)
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Submitted BY: jalvarez100

Condom Convention

A representative for a condom company is on her way to a convention. While rushing through the airport, she drops the briefcase carrying her samples of condoms all over the floor. As she is stuffing all the condoms back into her briefcase, she notices tourists giving her crazy looks. "It's ok, she says, "I am doing a huge convention."

Categories: Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes) , Work & Office Jokes (About Meetings) , Sex Jokes
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Anonymous

Jack on the Roof

If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Submitted BY: Mals