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Geek Booty Call - Argento Films

Your appendages are more visceral than ten Dario Argento films.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes)
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Mighty Weapons

Once, in medieval times, there was a King who was getting bored after dinner one night. He decided to hold a contest to see who in his court had the mightiest "weapon." The first knight stood up and proclaimed that he had the mightiest weapon... He pulled down his pants and tied a 5 pound weight around it. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multicolored banners, and the band played appropriate music.
Another knight stood up and yelled that he had the mightiest weapon. He dropped his pants and tied a 10 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multicolored banners, and the band played appropriate music.
After several more knights tried to prove their superiority, the King finally spoke out. "I have the mightiest weapon of them all!" He dropped his pants and tied, not a 10 pound, not a 20 pound, not ever a 30 pound, but a 40 pound weight to himself. The weapon doth rose. The crowds cheered, the women swooned, the children waved multicolored banners, and the band played "God Save the Queen."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Old Oral Sex

Q: How do old people have oral sex?
A: They talk about it.

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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