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What makes a man think he is so great?

What makes a man think he's so great ?
1) He has a belly button that won't work.
2) He has tits that won't give milk.
3) He has a cock that won't crow.
4) He has balls that won't roll.
5) He has an ass that won't carry a thing.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Tranny Time

Q: What's a transvestite's idea of a good time?
A: Eat, drink, and be Mary!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Transvestite Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Give the Dog Some Money

A guy and a dog walk into a bar. The guy is bragging to everyone that his dog can talk . The bartender calls him over and says, "So your dog can talk, huh?" The guy says yes. Then the bartender says, "So, if I gave your dog a dollar he would go out and buy me a newspaper?" The guy says yes, gives the dog a dollar and sends him out. Three hours later the dog hasn't come back yet, so the owner and the bartender go looking for him. A block from the bar, they look down an alley and see the dog humping a female dog. The guy yells, "Wow, I've never seen you do that before!"
The dog says, "Well I've never had money before."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Animal in Bar Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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