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Condom Purchase

At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. There were two girls behind me who started laughing.
I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, "Make that 52."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Pickup Lines
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Pull Out Method

Q: What do you call men who use the pull out method?
A: Fathers

Categories: Sex Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
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Help for AIDS

A man walks in to a doctors office and says, "Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS."  The doctor replies, "Are you gay?" The man truthfully answers "yes." The doctor says, "I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a box of laxatives and a quart of prune juice.  Take ALL of the laxatives and drink ALL of the prune juice. Take a nap for a couple of hours.  When you wake up your problem will be solved." The man answers, "Will that cure my AIDS?" The doctor replies, "No, but you will find out what your ass hole is really for!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (STD Jokes)
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