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What Did They Say?

"Babe is it in?"  "Yeah."  "Does it hurt?"  "Uh huh."  "Let me put it in slowly."  "It still hurts."  "Okay, let's try another shoe size."

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Rubber Broke

Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says, "Oh my god! , it was really great, but I was soo scared after his rubber broke. I didn't get a good night's sleep for a week." "What happened?!" Says her intrigued friend. "I didn't know what I was going to do, but I was finally able to get the last little piece of it out with dental floss."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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The Aged Patient's Lowered Sex Drive

The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now Mr Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "That's what I mean, you've got to lower it a little."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes)
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