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Lesbians Can Also Take Viagra

Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Viagra Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Newborn Baby

There was a baby born in the hospital and he weighed ten pounds. The odd thing about him was his body weighed five pounds and his balls weighed five pounds. All the nurses and even the doctor didn't know what to do with him. Then, the chief surgeon walked in and asked what was wrong. The head nurse replied, ''We don't know what to do with this baby.'' So the chief surgeon took one look and said, "You should put him into a mental institution." ''Why?' asked the head nurse. "Well," replied the chief surgeon, "take a look at him. The boy is obviously half nuts."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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Substituting Alcohol For Women

A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women." "Yeah what happened?" asked his friend. The first guy replies, "Well, er, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Masturbation Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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